It hurts when I sit, it hurts when I shit
It hurts all the time
I’m talkin’ ‘bout my ass, it feels like broken glass
I think I’m gonna lose my mind
I can’t tell which is worse, the blood or itchy curse
I just want to make it end
I’ve tried a big, warm tub, I’ve tried a creamy rub
It seems like nothing is my friend
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids
So please don’t go down there, amongst my curly hair
And take a look at my brown eye
Just shut the bathroom door, don’t come ‘round here no more
I think it’s time I said goodbye
(Whistle)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids
Hey, hey, hey, hey
credits
from Scab,
released September 4, 2021
Guitar & Vocals: Steve Agee
Bass: Pete Griffin
Drums: Joe Travers
Keys, Background Vocals, Additional Guitars & Jingle Bells: Brendon Small
Recorded at Rancho De La Luna, Joshua Tree CA and The Danger Zone, Los Angeles, CA
Production: Steve Agee, Bingo Richey, Dave Catching
supported by 6 fans who also own “Hey Is For Hemorrhoids”
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