Scab, by Steve Agee

Scab

by Steve Agee

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sarahreneemiles Steve Agee is my effing hero! Him and Posehn need to collaborate on a track about Tab. 😂 Favorite track: Hey Is For Hemorrhoids.

duskbringer I dunno. I'm pretty sure that's Herpes.

Agee walks into a desert rock recording studio and slaps all the dials to -treble.
I like it. Favorite track: Lactose Intolerant.

missdsparks This review is biased because I have pretty much always loved anything Steve does. But in addition to being hilariously real (just got diagnosed with esophagitis so “I’ll Take a Tums” indeed), the music is actually rockin’.

trouperprods Great album and can't stop listening to this one song which may say more about me than Agee. Dunno Favorite track: Hairy Elephant.

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1.	Dementia 02:57	lyrics	buy track
Where’s my keys, can’t find my shoes Where is my jacket, where are my blue jeans I’m fucking naked, what do I do Aaahhh aaahhh What’s my name, where is my family How’d I get here, is that my dog Are you my girlfriend, are you my neighbor You look familiar I’m so confused Aaahhh aaahhh What’s todays date, who is the president Am I human, am I from space All I know is that I know nothing I feel like the end is near Aaahhh aaahhh Aaahhh aaahhh Aaahhh aaahhh
2.	Hairy Elephant 02:11	lyrics	buy track
I knew a lady, she lived in a zoo So many animals did not know what to do I knew a lady, she lived in a zoo So many animals did not know what to do But she had a favorite she had a favorite a pachyderm she had a favorite a pachyderm And it was hairy, oh so hairy Hair on the bottom, the back and the front It was a hairy elephant Hair on the bottom, the back and the front And it was hairy, oh so hairy Hair on the bottom, the back and the front It was a hairy elephant Hair on the bottom, the back and the front And it was hairy, oh so hairy Ooooh hairy Ooooh hairy
3.	Hey Is For Hemorrhoids 03:06	lyrics	buy track
It hurts when I sit, it hurts when I shit It hurts all the time I’m talkin’ ‘bout my ass, it feels like broken glass I think I’m gonna lose my mind I can’t tell which is worse, the blood or itchy curse I just want to make it end I’ve tried a big, warm tub, I’ve tried a creamy rub It seems like nothing is my friend Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids So please don’t go down there, amongst my curly hair And take a look at my brown eye Just shut the bathroom door, don’t come ‘round here no more I think it’s time I said goodbye (Whistle) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is for hemorrhoids Hey, hey, hey, hey
4.	Lactose Intolerant 01:01	lyrics	buy track
Gonna eat some ice cream, gonna eat some pizza Gonna eat a block of cheese and then I’ll shit my pants Gonna eat some ice cream, gonna eat some pizza Eat a quesadilla then I’ll shit my pants Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah lactose intollerant Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah lactose intollerant Gonna shit my pants now Ate a lot of cheese Chased it with some milk yeah Gonna shit in my pants
5.	I'll Take A Tums 02:30	lyrics	buy track
Esophogeal cancer, it is a real threat If I don’t get my GERD under control, it will kill me on that you can bet I’ll take a Tums I’ll take a Tums I’ll take a Tums Hot pastrami was a bad idea, so close to bed I’ll never get to sleep I need a cure to make the burning go away I’ll close my eyes, my soul the lord can keep I’ll take a Tums I’ll take a Tums I’ll take a Tums Pepperoni pizza, hot pastrami sandwich BBQ sliders and a large cup of Joe Pepperoni pizza, hot pastrami sandwich BBQ sliders and a large cup of Joe Pepperoni pizza, hot pastrami sandwich (I’ll take a Tums) BBQ sliders and a large cup of Joe (I’ll take a Tums) Pepperoni pizza, hot pastrami sandwich (I’ll take a Tums) BBQ sliders and a large cup of Joe (I’ll take a Tums) Pepperoni pizza, hot pastrami sandwich BBQ sliders and a large cup of Joe Pepperoni pizza, hot pastrami sandwich BBQ sliders and a large cup of Joe

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released September 4, 2021

Recorded at Rancho De La Luna, Joshua Tree CA and The Danger Zone, Los Angeles, CA
Production: Steve Agee, Bingo Richey, Dave Catching
Mixed by Eric Ryan at ESR
Mastered by Mark Fuller

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